he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
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Im part way to drunk.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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