dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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