dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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