He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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