We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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