so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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