This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.