I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.