so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
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i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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