my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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