But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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