She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
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She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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