Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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