So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I think a kid would responsible me up
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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