ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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