I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
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At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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