I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Welp...herpes.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
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What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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