Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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