hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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