her vagine was all disorganized.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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