If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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