I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm like, not good at living.
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