After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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