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Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
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WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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