you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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