Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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