No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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