I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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