Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
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It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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