This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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