I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
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So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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