I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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