Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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