It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize