omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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