so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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