i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
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The power of my boobs compel you
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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