What a fucking waste of an outfit
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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