We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Randomize
