Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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