that's an acceptable place to lick
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
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YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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