honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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