Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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