oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
i think my cat just said my name.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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