Porn is love you can see.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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