: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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