i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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