Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.