he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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