I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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