i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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